On Eyes

This one's was on the GTalk messenger..
First he asked me for a HOT coffee..

Last time I had met him, I was down with Fever and Cough and was sneezing left right and centre..

He being a good guy, offered me a coffee and the pill to cure the illness.. But I was still coughing.. Besides the point..

So he saw me online again a few minutes back.. and the conversation...
First the HOT coffeee, and then...

"so when do I get to see your twinkling eyes again"

I was smiling.. but nah, this one didn't impress me either...

"Wow.. This ones a first timer" is all I said..

And we ended the conversation right there .. he he he !

Some classics

As a part of this blog, we want to collect some of the cheesiest, crappiest and funniest pick up lines you have ever heard/ used :) This is just the beginning, we need all the help we can garner here!

• Please move away from the bar, you are melting the ice!
• You must be really hurting, oh.... coz you just fell from heaven.
• Thank god I have a jaguar, coz you got some dangerous curves.
• You must be really exhausted, you've been running through my mind all night!
• Welcome to earth! You look like an angel.