On Eyes

This one's was on the GTalk messenger..
First he asked me for a HOT coffee..

Last time I had met him, I was down with Fever and Cough and was sneezing left right and centre..

He being a good guy, offered me a coffee and the pill to cure the illness.. But I was still coughing.. Besides the point..

So he saw me online again a few minutes back.. and the conversation...
First the HOT coffeee, and then...

"so when do I get to see your twinkling eyes again"

I was smiling.. but nah, this one didn't impress me either...

"Wow.. This ones a first timer" is all I said..

And we ended the conversation right there .. he he he !

Long time ... But Something nice..

Yeah have been away for too long from this long.
Wel.. I aint popular anymore and guys have stopped hitting on me...

So have to rely on other sources...

Heres one I got off the TOI dated 12.04.08
It is supposed to be a t-shirt quote... But looks better on a Pick-up line blog than a T-Shirt...

Try it at your own Expense guys...


I am in need of someone Really Bad....
Are you Really Bad ???


He he he ..... Reallll Bad !!


Enjoy..

Adam Teasing..

My wandering eyes, read them all..
Got this one off OKa's Profile..

Some babe, happened to read thru his blog and sent him a nice intro line on his Orkut profile..
Here it is...

" Well ur tall,dark and ahem ahem bychance handsome as well...well..liked ur blogs too much..read each n every one of it...u write awesome man:) "

he he he he..

thats wat I call OKa teasing.. :P

Aalekh Inc.

"I am a tongue wrestling champion. Wanna give this title a try."

The line says it all.. :)
Aalekh for you girls.. :)

and the link to his orkut profile ;)

Orkut again !!

I think, something's gotto change on Orkut, other wise all ma gang (I mean the Girls) will soon go mad rejectin 'fransip' requests and deletin all those wierd pick-up lines..

one i recd today -

"Can i know how much crazee are you so that i can compare your crazeeness with mine."

:-P.. :-P.. :-P..
nahin design nahin bana rahi.. mooh bana rahi hoon..


Enjoy !!

the naughty types !!

one of those from some english tele-serial...
guys. try this one at your own risk..

"your dress would look very nice, lying crumpled on my floor tomorrow morning"

:-P

Traffic Signal

one of the funniest ones i've heard...


"You know what, I've never been to a traffic signal with a guy before"


how !! where !! when !! why !!

ne, i aint tellin u anythin more about this one !!

mera wala line !!

this one was around a month back... as in i said this one to someone a month back...

"you look quite different wen u are not drunk" !!!
didn't hear much apart from a roarin laughter..

.. not takin chances anymore !!

Orkut !!

LOLZZZ..Hey !....its so easy .,.just click the "YES" on the top of the page and BINGO !....!
YOU GET A BRAND NEW FRIEND !
Optimistic me ?......PERHAPS..bottom line - YOUR PREOROGATIVE ..BUT COME TO THINK OF IT ...ITS SOOOO virtual
............


'nother one of those, i got thru Orkut... ! half hour back...

picked - up

" the best pick-up line would be the one, by which i'd get picked - up "

:-P...

not my words !!

one of ThOsE ... thru Orkut

ok... so i got this very interestin one on my Orkut Scrapbook...
Doesnt exist anymore.. have deleted it...

so this guy goes like -

"Hi.. this is xyz from abc place... and you look very cute... wat else do u do apart from looking cute"

well...