The one I made up :)

I suck at starting a conversation ... can you help me?

On Eyes

This one's was on the GTalk messenger..
First he asked me for a HOT coffee..

Last time I had met him, I was down with Fever and Cough and was sneezing left right and centre..

He being a good guy, offered me a coffee and the pill to cure the illness.. But I was still coughing.. Besides the point..

So he saw me online again a few minutes back.. and the conversation...
First the HOT coffeee, and then...

"so when do I get to see your twinkling eyes again"

I was smiling.. but nah, this one didn't impress me either...

"Wow.. This ones a first timer" is all I said..

And we ended the conversation right there .. he he he !

Some classics

As a part of this blog, we want to collect some of the cheesiest, crappiest and funniest pick up lines you have ever heard/ used :) This is just the beginning, we need all the help we can garner here!

• Please move away from the bar, you are melting the ice!
• You must be really hurting, oh.... coz you just fell from heaven.
• Thank god I have a jaguar, coz you got some dangerous curves.
• You must be really exhausted, you've been running through my mind all night!
• Welcome to earth! You look like an angel.

Questions and their Answers

How would you answer this one.. rather how would you like to answer this one?

"If I asked you to come home with me tonight, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question ?"

Whatever your answer, just don't read the question twice... :)

Navjot - you sure to get confused looks with this question man.. and an affirmation too :P

Oka Tried Again ...

"I'd never have coffee with you because
I'd probably keep looking into your mesmerizing eyes and let it go cold.
So, will you have a banana milk shake with me?"

:P .. i donno where he gets all of these from...
But these are all tried and tested...

U wanna know how the experience was ??

Get him on karthik.laxman@gmai....... !! :P

He doesn't try them on me so don't worry, u'l get to hear better experiences.

Long time ... But Something nice..

Yeah have been away for too long from this long.
Wel.. I aint popular anymore and guys have stopped hitting on me...

So have to rely on other sources...

Heres one I got off the TOI dated 12.04.08
It is supposed to be a t-shirt quote... But looks better on a Pick-up line blog than a T-Shirt...

Try it at your own Expense guys...


I am in need of someone Really Bad....
Are you Really Bad ???


He he he ..... Reallll Bad !!


Enjoy..

Adam Teasing..

My wandering eyes, read them all..
Got this one off OKa's Profile..

Some babe, happened to read thru his blog and sent him a nice intro line on his Orkut profile..
Here it is...

" Well ur tall,dark and ahem ahem bychance handsome as well...well..liked ur blogs too much..read each n every one of it...u write awesome man:) "

he he he he..

thats wat I call OKa teasing.. :P

Aalekh Inc.

"I am a tongue wrestling champion. Wanna give this title a try."

The line says it all.. :)
Aalekh for you girls.. :)

and the link to his orkut profile ;)

Orkut again !!

I think, something's gotto change on Orkut, other wise all ma gang (I mean the Girls) will soon go mad rejectin 'fransip' requests and deletin all those wierd pick-up lines..

one i recd today -

"Can i know how much crazee are you so that i can compare your crazeeness with mine."

:-P.. :-P.. :-P..
nahin design nahin bana rahi.. mooh bana rahi hoon..


Enjoy !!

the naughty types !!

one of those from some english tele-serial...
guys. try this one at your own risk..

"your dress would look very nice, lying crumpled on my floor tomorrow morning"

:-P

Traffic Signal

one of the funniest ones i've heard...


"You know what, I've never been to a traffic signal with a guy before"


how !! where !! when !! why !!

ne, i aint tellin u anythin more about this one !!

mera wala line !!

this one was around a month back... as in i said this one to someone a month back...

"you look quite different wen u are not drunk" !!!
didn't hear much apart from a roarin laughter..

.. not takin chances anymore !!

Orkut !!

LOLZZZ..Hey !....its so easy .,.just click the "YES" on the top of the page and BINGO !....!
YOU GET A BRAND NEW FRIEND !
Optimistic me ?......PERHAPS..bottom line - YOUR PREOROGATIVE ..BUT COME TO THINK OF IT ...ITS SOOOO virtual
............


'nother one of those, i got thru Orkut... ! half hour back...

picked - up

" the best pick-up line would be the one, by which i'd get picked - up "

:-P...

not my words !!

one of ThOsE ... thru Orkut

ok... so i got this very interestin one on my Orkut Scrapbook...
Doesnt exist anymore.. have deleted it...

so this guy goes like -

"Hi.. this is xyz from abc place... and you look very cute... wat else do u do apart from looking cute"

well...

How you doin' ;-)

All fans of FRIENDS will undoubtedly recognize this.

Not exactly a "never heard off pick-up line", but entertaining nevertheless, I give you Joey Tribbiani and his " How you Doin'? " :-)

Guys can contribute too...

I'm sure, guys around the globe must have experienced Lasses hittin on 'em with nice lines..

chalta kya Khandala types !!

like this fren used to get calls from a lot of girls around and his frens at the institute had actually re-christened him "Cassy" a.k.a Cassanova... he shud have quite a few on top of his mind !!
shud get him on too..

and Amit, get on...

Introductions !!

ok, so this blog was conceptualised at like 1:30 AM in the morning..

we decided to put up random Pick - up lines we've ever heard in our lives, after supposedly becomin bjutiful (beautiful) !!

the blog wil be open to contributions from others as well.. jus toss a mail showin your interest in joinin us as contributors.. and we'l take it from there..

Chalti kya Chammiya !!


(P.S. we already have our first male member joining us - Amit ! Welcome Amit !! is blog pe ab mazza ayega)